A cure for constipation?

Question

Hello. It has been almost a week since I have had my last bowel movement. I tried eating beans today but nothing. I saw on King of the Hill that Hank drank some bacon grease to cure his constipation. Can this really work?

Answer 1

No, drinking bacon grease won't cure your constipation.  I wouldn't recommend doing that at all.  There are many ways to help cure your constipation, such as:

*Drinking lots of water throughout the day

*Getting enough daily fiber (Try Kashi cereal, fibercon, metamucil etc)

*Reducing the amount of fatty foods in your diet

*OTC stool softners (Colace)

*A regular excersize routine

Answer 2

Don't need the grease. Think about for one moment. I would say you'll end up with a heart attack first before your bowls loosen up. Try the more common sense approach and drink your recommended daily amount of water. NOT juice or soda....WATER. Things will change soon. There is always prune juice but I would suggest you have handles installed next to the "great white phone" if you know what I mean?

Answer 3

Go buy some mineral oil and follow directions. It'll work.

Answer 4

Get some Ex-Lax.  If you can't go after a day on that, go to a doctor to make sure you don't have a bowel obstruction.

Answer 5

The bacon grease is a joke. You know greasing everything up so it'll slide out. Just a joke.

I'm not sure but you should try coffee. I know when I drink coffee it makes me go. If that doesn't work, you might have to take some medicine to make you go.