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A day in the life of...a classroom!

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?

FRANK: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow."

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"

GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.

GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.

TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?

RYAN: H I J K L M N O

TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?

RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.

TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.

HUNTER: Me!

TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?

ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BETH: I is...........

TEACHER: No Beth...Always say, "I am"...not "I is".

BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

MACY: No Ma'am, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?

DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?

PARKER: A Teacher

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  1. Parker and Alex are the class clowns, I presume, those are the only ones I found funny...


  2. Alex made me laugh aloud.

    Great day!

  3. Golden oldies, but still funny...!

  4. haha. very good :)

  5. I have read this lots of times and may have actually posted it myself at some stage. But what the heck - I like it! And besides, it's worth two points - maybe ten if you choose my answer as best. (Hint!)

  6. LOL.....

    Thank you so much for that laugh

    You deserve a star.....

  7. Haha, I've heard of those before, but they're still funny! I really like school jokes! =)

  8. I liked the good cook one the most.

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