A day in the life of...a <span title="pharmacist........................?">pharmacist..................</span>

Question

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any

cyanide!”

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”

Answer 1

FUnaYyYyfUnaAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Answer 2

nice one

Answer 3

omg, that&#039;s sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

LOL thats great! :]

Answer 5

Funny, ha ha ha

Answer 6

well, well well!!! now the pharmacist will definitely give her the cyanide and may not even take any cash in return!!!

Answer 7

LoL - that was classic

Answer 8

lol very funny