A dodo is attacking my leg, what shall i do?

Question

yesterday i found a dodo in my house, although i thought they were extinct, and I live in the UK

it is ripping up my house, my new sofa and my leg

what shall i do?

what do dodo's like to eat?

Answer 1

beat it with a big stick.

Answer 2

Call the police and they'll get an ASBO#

PS- They like to eat leg?

Answer 3

Jelly beans. Honest.

You need to have a bunch on hand, though.

Seriously, they probably ate (eat?) plants. You just need to give it room to run around and stuff to jump on and hide under. Try to confine it to your basement, then call Ghost Busters.

Answer 4

Call the dodo whisperer. They eat couches.

Answer 5

you're right, dodos are extinct, its all a figment of your imagination......