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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.?

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CAR THIEVES

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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6 ANSWERS


  1. that's hella funny!


  2. that is cute dude good one

  3. Same thing happened to  me

  4. Not a bad joke.

    Thanks for the chuckle.

  5. Nice~truly~wicked!

  6. Is this the same drunk that ....When stopped by the police and asked to provide indentification.....ripped off his rear view mirror looked into it and said "Yeah Thats Me"

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