A duck bit me on the leg, do I have to cut an X on it and suck out the poison?

Question

ppphhh, insider! you made me spit mountain dew on my keyboard!!

Answer 1

YES!!! Do it ASAP otherwise you will grow feathers and screech AFLAC!!!

Answer 2

ducks aren't venomous, unless its a were-duck they just turn you into another were-duck.  

Answer 3

no but be careful elmer fudd doesn't get you

Answer 4

If in doubt go to the er

Answer 5

Obviously, if you're worried about the bite, go to a doctor!

Answer 6

No, only if it's a rattle duck. The other kinds of ducks are not too dangerous.

Answer 7

Don't be silly....

The duck will be miles away by now....

Answer 8

You can, but might need to pull a few feathers out first.Take him to the vet afterwords and don't worry,his feathers will grow back in no time!

Answer 9

Nope, this is a disaster, so what you have to do is run to the nearest bridge and jump off. Better yet jump of an overpass onto highway traffic, I've heard that this works wonders.  

Answer 10

As a veteran duck fighter I have to tell you it won't help. Once ducks get a taste for human flesh theres no stopping them. If it wants to eat you it will stalk you relentlessly and strike again, when you least expect it. The only way to save yourself is with a guard ferret, especially trained to repel ducks.

Answer 11

Rabies shot. Always done as a precaution. There was case of a boy named Casey who it was written did handle a rabid bat in B.C.  Health Officials are looking for him as they wish to make sure he does not get rabies. The boy lives out of town so there is concern.