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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter

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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up.

The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!"

The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"

The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses ..."

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  1. Pretty funny, good joke.


  2. You made me laugh so hard, I woke up my brother!

  3. Ha ha ha, Mole asses, brilliant, a star for you.

  4. Hahahaha. Wow.

  5. thats pretty funny

  6. ha....ha....ha

  7. I don't get it, is he saying his parents are as slow as molasses? calling them retards?

  8. He is saying he smells molasses, like moles asses.

  9. haha nice

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