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A few jokes about the 'BIG FOUR'?

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Right, i support Liverpool but i've included jokes about Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd and my beloved Liverpool :) Please rate them :)

Chelsea Jokes:

Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:

"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."

So, one of them asked the other: "When the h**l did they start putting two people in one grave?"

Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?

A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!

Arsenal Jokes:

Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?

A: So blind people could laugh at them too!

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.

In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup."

Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Man Utd Jokes:

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?

A: Trustworthy.

Liverpool Jokes:

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?

A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

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  1. Lol pretty good  


  2. lmao..they are all good..have a star for that..x

  3. and?

  4. Very good, made me laugh, thanks!

    I dont mind offensive jokes, if you want to send them to me via e-mail !!

  5. Nice, great job.

    Keep it up. =]

  6. brilliant but i want to know the better ones now......

  7. I'll tell you a good joke- Tottenham Hotspur.

  8. haha i'm a united fan but those are some good jokes. You just made my day lol (very bored atm)

  9. Looool, Cheers all are great jokes but I didn't get this one

    Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?

    A: Trustworthy.


  10. the Chelsea one are funny

  11. Chelsea ones are the best...of a bad lot I may add!

  12. This is a REALLY old Liverpool joke, though it's more of a nasty p**s take of the Sun, and their acrimonious history with the team. Please Liverpool fans, don't be offended. Here goes:

    A Sun reporter living in Manchester is on his day off, and chooses to go for a walk in the park. While minding his own business (for a change) a Rottweiler appears out of nowhere and jumps on him. A passerby, thinking quickly,  picks up a heavy tree branch, and whacks it with all of his strength down on the dog's head, killing it instantly.

    The Sun reporter is amazed at this brave and charitable act. "You saved my life!" he says. "Let me return the favour. I write for the Sun. Tell you what, I'll write up a story about this brave thing you did. I'll make you a hero. How about it, what's your name?"

    The passerby tells the reporter his name.

    "Right," the reporter says, writing the guy's name on his notepad. "I got a great headline. 'Man City fan saves Sun reporter's life.' "

    The passerby tells him he doesn't support City.

    "Oh sorry. OK then, 'Man Utd fan saves Sun reporter's life'. "

    The passerby tells him he isn't a Utd supporter either.

    "Who do you support, then?"

    The passerby says he supports Liverpool.

    "Oh, OK then. 'Scouse b*****d kills family pet.' "

  13. they're all funny

  14. Nice ones....but you should be abusing Chelsea more than anyone else.

  15. They are ok, but i want to here the more funnier  and offensive ones. Don't worry about offending anyone.

  16. some are good some are just childish but i got a good laugh anyway so i dont care!!hahah

  17. they are all funny

    keep it up!

  18. Haha those were quality - especialy that chelsea onion one lol.

    feel free to answer my question on footballers true intentions : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

    opinions needed asap.

  19. Haha, they are good, lol!

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