Right, i support Liverpool but i've included jokes about Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd and my beloved Liverpool :) Please rate them :)
Chelsea Jokes:
Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the h**l did they start putting two people in one grave?"
Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
Arsenal Jokes:
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Man Utd Jokes:
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Liverpool Jokes:
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
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