A few jokes for what seems like a Monday?

Question

Two men are in a pub and one is on a bucking bronco machine. He lasts well over ten minutes and his friend says, "Jesus mate! That was impressive!!"

"I get a lot of practice," he replies, "my wife's an epileptic."

Why are women like clouds?

Eventually the p*ss off and it's a really nice day.

I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton!

I'm one of those people who likes to read while having a sh*t. It's also the reason why I am banned from Waterstones.

I bought a new pair of headphones the other day. The left one just went, "Steak and kidney," while the other one just went, "Chicken and mushroom." That's the last time I buy anything from Pioneer.

Answer 1

ha!ha!well done...made me laugh.....

Answer 2

Very clever collection, and nicely done, too, thanks for a good chuckle...!

Answer 3

well worth 2 points for me :)

Answer 4

hahahaha...very nice...=)

Answer 5

Thumbs Up !

Answer 6

hahahahahahaha

Answer 7

nice ones!!!

Answer 8

Fannytastic!!!!!!

Answer 9

he he very funny, although the bad minton one was terribly lamely funny..........i liked it!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Ha ha ha the first one always has me wetting myself on the floor ha ha ha

Cheers buddy....!!!!!!!!!!  ;-)

Answer 11

like 1st and 4th!

Answer 12

very good.lol

Answer 13

funny.

Answer 14

It does feel like a Monday!

FInally some good jokes in this section! Although that last one was stretching it abit!

Answer 15

thanx for brightenng my day before i go to work, no wait, im 13 and its the holidays lol good jokes

Answer 16

kool