A funny and random sentence?

Question

say a random sentence just the first one that comes to mind.

Answer 1

There is no such thing as a random sentence, AND CHRIS ANGEL IS A FAKE! ^_-

Answer 2

A fat monkey itched it's butt.

Answer 3

I would drink the c**p out of a juice box, even a fruit drink,  if you gave it to me, and you don't want to get me started on how immoral and horrible fruit drink is.

Answer 4

what are you talking about willis?

Answer 5

I have genital warts! Aah!

Answer 6

These are the times I count my blessings that I'm a Drew Carey Show fan.

*waving a Polaroid* “Look kids: I got proof that Santa’s a jackass!”

“I have a plan but I need a dead monkey, some liquor bottles and a vacuum cleaner.”

Mad Russian Colonoscopy Doctor: “Here is tube. It is six feet long. It is like having tall skinny man stand up inside your ***. How you like that? Yeehaa!”

Evangelistical Weatherman: “And in California, record high temperatures will bake the entire Godless state. Get used to the hellfire, you liberal hippie fornicaters.”

“Shhh – the cranberries are sleeping.”

And Whose Line

“ A big man… who has left a room… is like a goldfish… who is still there…”

"What can we use as fabric softener?" "The cat!"

Enjoy!

Answer 7

"I had a great time competing at the Special Olympics," Corky said, "However I didn't win any gold metals."

Answer 8

When I fell for you ♥

I scraped my knees

=P

Answer 9

your percent sign is glowing

Answer 10

Here are some funny sayings:

http://www.bofads.com/stories/sayings.ht...

Answer 11

Peter Piper looked in a well and fell in side.

When Pippy Long Stocking looked in the well she saw the ring.

(get it?)

^_-