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A giant bird with a mans head has just landed in my garden, what will I do ?

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Sorry, I`m mistaken, it`s my friends garden it`s landed in.

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  1. play golf


  2. Fill out one of these reports. I had to do 12 last week and I've already done 8 this week. I fear these giant-birds-with-mens-heads things may be multiplying.

    http://www.ufowatch.com/report/

    Oh! If it's your friends garden or a neighbour or whatever, you have to have them do it themselves. My neighbour's a lazy bugger with his, but his wife keeps up so it's OK.

  3. kick it in the mouth and eat it for lunch but first take pictures of it

  4. Kill it, stuff it and eat it?

  5. give it a mcchicken burger

  6. Talk to him. Ask him if you can pay him to be the scarecrow to scare off the other birds from your garden.

  7. Call The" SUN"

  8. I'll come to your house and we will slay that beast once and for all!!

    Also we will dance around its dead body while singing indian-like tunes.

    Answer mine

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  9. ask him if he wants a cup of tea/coffee

  10. Ask him if he's rich.

  11. shotgun, then dinner

  12. scream and run in circles :)

  13. That explains where my hubby went, keep him or call pest control hun

  14. take pics

  15. im really confused lol

  16. take picture or video and sell it to the national inquirer and get rich remember we are friends.

  17. call Ripley's

  18. Shoot, then eat. Give it a BIG MAC. Hit it with a rock. Call it names. Kiss it. Call Animal Control... what they would be too scared.... Call The Swat Team to take it out(Kill). Marry it. Take a picture and become rich.

  19. try and relax put some nice music on it sounds like you have been spiked with lsd

  20. Put down the bong...

    Cheers

  21. haha!

    if this is true haha!!!

    chuck it over the fence

  22. i wondered why my dinner was late.

  23. depends on who the man's face resembles. hit it with baseball bat or just ignore it

  24. Find the poor guy that's missing his head.   I keep answering questions like this....I'll be losing mine.  ~great big smile~~

  25. That's your dad.

  26. your just a weirdo

  27. Poke it with a stick and yell 'DANCE, BIRDY, DANCE! :D'

  28. SMACK IT WITH A NEWSPAPER!!!!!!

  29. Chase him away, it sounds like its a vulture.  If it is u chase it away.
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