A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,
>
> who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
>
> 'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the
> golfer
>
> mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks
>
> up beside him and whispers,
>
> 'Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your
>
> s*x life?'
>
> Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be
>
> meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this
>
> is a good omen so he says, 'Sure,' and sinks the
> putt.
>
> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, 'Gee,
>
> I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.' The
> same
>
> stranger is at his side again and whispers, 'Would it
> be
>
> worth giving up another fourth of your s*x life?'
>
> Shrugging, the golfer replies, 'Okay.' And he makes
> an eagle.
>
> On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
>
> Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger
> quickly
>
> moves to his side and says, 'Would winning this match
> be
>
> worth giving up the rest of your s*x life?'
>
> 'Definitely, ' the golfer replies, and he makes the
> eagle.
>
> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger
>
> walks alongside him and says, 'I haven't really
> been fair
>
> with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the
> devil,
>
> and from this day forward you will have no s*x life.'
>
> 'Nice to meet you,' the golfer replies,
> 'I'm Father O'Malley.'
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