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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

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> who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

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> 'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the

> golfer

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> mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks

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> up beside him and whispers,

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> 'Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your

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> s*x life?'

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> Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be

>

> meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this

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> is a good omen so he says, 'Sure,' and sinks the

> putt.

>

> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, 'Gee,

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> I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.' The

> same

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> stranger is at his side again and whispers, 'Would it

> be

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> worth giving up another fourth of your s*x life?'

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> Shrugging, the golfer replies, 'Okay.' And he makes

> an eagle.

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> On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.

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> Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger

> quickly

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> moves to his side and says, 'Would winning this match

> be

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> worth giving up the rest of your s*x life?'

>

> 'Definitely, ' the golfer replies, and he makes the

> eagle.

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> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger

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> walks alongside him and says, 'I haven't really

> been fair

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> with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the

> devil,

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> and from this day forward you will have no s*x life.'

>

> 'Nice to meet you,' the golfer replies,

> 'I'm Father O'Malley.'

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  1. Rofl, that's a good one.

    For those who don't get it, the guy's a priest so he is celibate anyways.


  2. Oh wow. Too funny!!

  3. Lol, thats good!

  4. haha! i dont get it!

  5. I like it!! LOL

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