A good Dis saying about Football?

Question

I have a friend who plays soccer and i want a good saying to tell him, like something that says something about soccer and then disses football. like say, if soccer was easy they could call it football, something like that but not that exactly! haha so tell me any of yours you made up or heard/read somewhere!! thanks!!

Answer 1

I am scottish and so refer to 'soccer' as football because you use your feet to play the game. Why american football is called football i do not know. The equivalent of american football in this country is rugby. The main difference between american football and rugby is the padding. No padding in rugby. The players are stamped on and wrestled throughout the game. If a player is not bleeding after the game then he has not played. Why is american football called football? Football originated in scotland and got its name by the use of feet and a round ball.

Answer 2

A soccer player wouldn't know that. Football is much more than tripping. Football is tackling. A lot of people have  had bad injury's from football.