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A good horoscope online?

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i like rading my horoscope, in one magazine i read its always a week slow.

can you reccomend a good place on the internet that you use that has good horoscopes on it?

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  1. The Onion has the best every week. Here are some:

    Virgo August 23 - September 22

    The stars indicate that they have your new astrological prediction right here. Yeah, come and get it, hot stuff.



    Libra September 23 - October 23

    Police officials will quickly rule you out as a suspect in the Case Of The Recently Showered Burglar.



    Scorpio October 24 - November 21

    Nothing can replace the bliss and euphoria of a runner's high. Still, lugging around all that vodka is really starting to slow you down.



    Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

    By the end of the week, you'll be the nation's foremost expert on muskrat attacks, industrial glue mishaps, and rare Egyptian curses.



    Capricorn December 22 - January 19

    Bringing a child into the world might seem cruel to you, but you're going to have to let him out of the basement at some point.



    Aquarius January 20 - February 18

    You'll set a new record for most meatball sandwiches consumed in an hour, or at least you would have, had you waited for the judges to arrive.



    Pisces February 19 - March 20

    Don't let anyone call you a coward this week. Unless, of course, they happen to be much bigger than you.


  2. try www.cafeastrology.com  

  3. Go to Yahoo Horoscopes, they are very good.!!!

  4. Try fastrology.com.   Comes through to your email early each morning.

  5. Here is a good one, I love this site:

    http://horoscope.findyourfate.com/

  6. A good one is Susan Miller at http://www.astrologyzone.com even though it is a monthly breakdown check it out.

  7. Fastrology.com

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

  8. I've tried many and my favorite is www.cafeastrology.com. It's the most accurate I've found.


  9. Try this one they change daily.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/switch/slink/horosc...

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