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Question

Two women are lost in the african jungle, when they come upon a tribe called the Boobalooba. the boobalooba are not friendly people. The women are taken to the chiefs hut and given 2 choices. Death, or Boobalooba.

The first woman says to the chief, "well i dont wanna die, so ill take boobalooba'! The chief sounds the horn for boobalooba, and suddenly every male warrior in the tribe comes up behind the women and starts to **** her. She keels over, barely breathing, but she recovers.

Then the second woman comes up. She says to the chief, "Boobalooba doesnt sound very good, ill take death". The chiefe yells out, "DEATH, BY BOOBALOOBA

Answer 1

ha ha ha!!! so any which way, it is BOOBALOOBA!!!

Answer 2

i know a similar joke.....

3 brothers are fighting to become chief as their father, the chief is very old. dad says to them " the first one to come back with ten of one kind of fruit will be chief." so the men set off. it just so happens that they arrive back at the same time. the father says to the first son, who has ten grapes, "death or mau mau?" the son answers, "mau mau" so the father shoves each grape up his butt one by one. he says to the second son, who has oranges, "death or mau mau". he says "i know its gonna hurt but ill take the mau mau." so the father shoves the oranges up his butt one by one. before the father got to ask the third son, who has ten pineapples,  the third son yells out. "please kill me, i couldnt handle mau mau." the father thinks then says, "okay death by mau mau."

Answer 3

No offense but geMINI. I didn't understand your joke. The boobalooba joke was soooo much more funny.

Answer 4

LOL

Answer 5

HAHAHA. Great job!

I love that joke. LMAO

Answer 6

did u get that from futurama but the other way round?

Answer 7

i didnt really understand it....

haha idk

Answer 8

hahahhah

Where did you find these kind of jokes?

Answer 9

No offense or anything, but thats not funny.

This is a FUNNY joke:

There was a concert and about 80,000 people went.

During the song, the rockstar motioned everyone to stand up.

Everyone stood up except for about 60 or 70 people.

So, everyone started cheering 'stand up, stand up' but they didnt.

So they start cheering 'F*** you, F*** you.'

So then, A boy went up to the stage and said to the rockstar: 'wtf are you smoking mate? thats the handicapped area!'

OMG SOOOOO FUNNNY!

Answer 10

LOL that's just wrong, but funny!