A good way to be a jerk?

Question

heyy. i was on facebook and one of my brothers friends said this about my facebook

little one...how come you have so much c**p on your profile? it's like a zoo!

what do i say back? hes uhh small skinny is kinda hairy but not reallly....hes old though. i need to make hin feel stupid but nothing tooo harsh lol. just funny

Answer 1

Speaking of zoo. I remember that time whhen I was at the zoo, I thought of you all day. With all the monkeys and gorillas.

Answer 2

Do you have to make a retort?  Maybe you really do have too much c**p on there.

Answer 3

Let him know that living in a zoo takes a lot of work and you never know what information is needed to keep all the animals happy.

Answer 4

Who care if it like a zoo atleast your in one of the cage and your the gorilla.

Answer 5

aww your just jealous that i have more cool stuff than you do and its a wonder you even know how to type!

Answer 6

Tell him that If he doesnt like your c**p he can stop visiting the zoo.

Answer 7

Say "I have so much c**p on my profile because I'm a much more complicated person than you are, Mr. Shallow."

Lolz?!