A green frog problem, what should I do?

Question

A very green frog came out of the local bog and asked me how it could have a s*x-change operation: there were only female frogs down there and they wanted a nice family life with males. What should I advice her? What should I do?

Answer 1

well, frogs can change from male to female so tell the frog to stick it and you need to call some one and tell them all your problems...K

Answer 2

haha i like peebees answer

Answer 3

You should call the people with the special jacket with sleeves that buckle behind your back and have them take you to a detox center.,

Answer 4

Ask the frog the meaning of life, and how "you" should lead it.  Then, take its advise.

Answer 5

Obvious!

Kiss it and it will turn into a very good looking member of Royalty and you will live happily ever after and have lots of extremely beautiful, if stupid, tadpoles.

Oh, and by the way, YOU don't have a frog problem, the frog has a human problem. (Unless you are Mary Poppins)