The doctor gives him a months worth of suppositories and tells him to come back in 4 weeks.
When he gets home and opens the medicine, he realizes he never saw a suppository before and can't believe he has to swallow such a huge pill. So he asks his wife what she thought. Apparently, she never saw one before either, but suggests that he just melt them in his morning coffee instead of swallowing it whole. This goes on for a month. He returns to his doctor and the doc asks, "Well - how is everything going?"
The guy replies, "Well, Doc - not only did those things taste bad - but for all the good they did for me, I might as well have been shoving them up my rear end."
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