A happy marriage...until...

Question

2 Hours after the wedding:

Him: Finally! After all this time waiting!

Her: Will you ever leave me?

Him: No! Don't even say that!

Her: Do you really love me, though?

Him: Of course, I always have and always will.

Her: Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

Him: What?!! How can you even ask that?

Her: So will you always be with me?

Him: Every single hour of every single day.

Her: Would you ever hit me?

Him: Are you mad? Do I look like that kind of person?

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes

Her: My Love!

2 years after the wedding: Read from bottom to top.

Answer 1

I love it.  

Answer 2

Its great.

Haha, Made me laugh. Thank you :)

x

Answer 3

Awesome

Answer 4

funny

Answer 5

That is really good! 1 star for you.

Answer 6

STAR!

Haha, that's brilliant! =]

Answer 7

lol good 1

Answer 8

haha, that's funny

did you make that up by yourself?

Answer 9

that's super duper cute  

Answer 10

Deja vu

Answer 11

that is genius!!!!!

Answer 12

Funny! 100!

Answer 13

this is great 10/10

Answer 14

Haha Thats Well Good!

Answer 15

Aha! So what's the question?

Answer 16

Thats Kool :)  

Answer 17

Very clever ;)

Answer 18

haahahaa lol

Answer 19

lmao. dhat is so cool. loll.

Answer 20

OMG. That is so cool.

Answer 21

funny

Answer 22

lol it's funny cause its true...well not always

Answer 23

Jeez that is so true...

Answer 24

Very clever. *STAR* :D

Answer 25

ROFL!!!

Answer 26

hahahahaha thats funny star!

Answer 27

hahahahaha dats brillant. its sooo cool the way it blended in well,lol

=]

Answer 28

Ouch!! Lolz!! That's great!!

Answer 29

Haha Thats brillaint lol hehe  

Answer 30

heard it before but still hilarious. it gets better every time thanks for the laugh. smooches

Answer 31

I'm g*y! I don't have to deal with all that drama. Guy's are rather simplistic without all the drama and complication. Their only fault is obsession with s*x