of a young a beautiful woman's house and asks her if she can put him up for the night. She took pity on him and said that he could sleep the night but he would have to share a bed with her. The Homeless man agreed and entered the house.
As he entered the house the young woman asked him if he would like a ham sandwich before he went to bed, but the homeless man refused.
So off to be they went.
The woman slipped into bed wearing a thin nightie.
The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not?....No I won't bother." Then he fell asleep.
An hour later later her woke up again to see that the woman's nightie had slipped down past her beautiful and perk b*****s, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not?....No I won't bother." Then he fell asleep again.
He woke up a few hours later and the woman's nightie had slipped down to her waist, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not?....No I won't bother." Then he fell asleep again.
A few hours later and he woke again, and this time the woman was completely naked, The homeless man looked at her and licked his lips and said "Shall I or not? Yes I think I will have that ham sandwich.
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