A humble proposition?

Question

Perhaps one of the largest problems facing the U.S. is illegal immigration. Millions have entered the U.S. through its southern border without legitimate documentation. Now jobs like cherry-picking, bricklaying and running the cash register are unavailable to legal U.S. residents. This pressing problem requires new measures.

Many have noticed that on maps borders are drawn by lines. But in reality, unfortunately, there is no clear line. It is time, however, to make one. A careful planting of land mines on the U.S.-Mexico border should drastically decrease illegal immigration while using up the U.S.'s stores of this obsolete weapon. Some have reservations about whether this is humane. Rest assured if carefully placed at the border the mines can be put outside of U.S. constitutional jurisdiction. International law is even less of a concern as the U.S. is not a signatory to Ottawa treaty. There should be no casualties since the illegals shouldn't be crossing the border anyway.

Answer 1

Interesting proposition, and it would be effective.  But, the hue and cry  from human rights groups, the ACLU, etc. etc. over inhumane treatment would be deafening.  And, no one in govt. would ever have the guts to propose such an idea.  Talk about politically incorrect!!

Answer 2

I definitely agree.

I'd type more, but the oven just dinged. I'm cooking Irish babies at the moment. We all know how good young meat tastes.

;)

Answer 3

I'd watch that on pay-per-view

Answer 4

eat babies

Answer 5

Be it ever so humble....I like your proposition.

Answer 6

I hardly consider your proposition "humble!" Any form of keeping the illegals from coming here that involves blowing them up and DEATH to them is a big NO NO. Have you a heart? Obviously not. You would rather have a person dead than picking the cherries you eat and laying the bricks of the buildings you enter..