Ok this is a joke I heard...
2 boys are playing cricket on a field in Durban, one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist,luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack. A reporter sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Sharks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, "he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sharks fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Durban, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.
"Western Province Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack ..."
"I'm not a Western Province fan either!" the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in Durban was either for the Sharks or Western Province." "So what team DO you root for?"
"I'm a Blue Bulls fan!" the child beamed.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little b*****d from Pretoria Kills Beloved Family Pet
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