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A joke plz rate ??

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A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him

one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway….

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:

“Jen, is the cat there?”

“Yes,” the wife answers, but why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answered,

“Put that son of a b*tch on the phone, I’m lost and need directions

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  1. LOL! I would give that a 9 1/2! real1y funny!


  2. haha that was pretty good.

  3. haha cute

  4. haha took me a while to find out

  5. 6/10

  6. Hahaha. very funny

  7. lol

    6/10

  8. lol its funny and not funny but im laughting anyway

  9. lol thats really funny!

  10. LOL. I like that. "Star" That would be me.

  11. 8/10....lol very funny

  12. lol igive it a 10
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