A lady wrote to an agony aunt

Question

A lady wrote to an agony aunt:" I've been engaged to a man for years but have just found out he has a wooden leg, Do you think I should break it off?

Answer 1

Begs the question,

"If she broke it off and gave it to a woodchuck, how much wood could a woodchuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

I mean would a woodchuck really chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck would? I know it's called a woodchuck but does it mean it chucks wood?

Sterotyping is bad ladies and gentlemen and that's why we shouldn't do it...wait what was the question?

Answer 2

I wouldn't advise it - its not often a lady can expect her man to always have wood.

Answer 3

that's a good one:P

Answer 4

Break it off by all means unless you want him to get his log over!

Answer 5

Oh I get it lol :)