A life philosophy for all men to remember?

Question

I received this email this morning (obviously pictures were included) and thought it quite funny, just thought I'd share it.

For the whingers and do gooders : ADULT CONTENT - DO NOT READ.

When you see a woman and want her badly, please always consider the following:

No matter how beautiful she is,

No matter how s**y she is,

No matter how seductive she is,

No matter how cute and sweet she is,

No matter how nice her beaver is,

No matter how huge her mellons are,

Somwhere on this planet a man is enjoying a beer because he got rid of her.......

Answer 1

How dare you!?!!!? Lol, just kidding! That was hilarious, man!

Answer 2

funny one, but you of course know that all the feminists and like are going to crawl out the woodwork and take great offence.

Lise K - excellent comment!!!!

Answer 3

Yes, just think of comms!!  Vango, hope you enjoy that beer!!

Answer 4

Hmm that may be true but the only reason he is drinking a beer is because he cannot afford anything else, she however is drinking real French Champagne with her new lover, every day, bought with all the money she got out of the poor sod......

Exactly! Men, shame poor dears, always come 2nd to us women.

Bull give over, in 20 years time that woman will have enough money to buy herself a gigolo......the man will be sitting poor and hairless drinking his old beer.

Answer 5

Im sorry she turned him into an alchy

Answer 6

Ha Ha - Excellent