A lil help with my Aussie immigrant forum, please?

Question

You see, they asked me some questions on my immigrant forum. One of them was, did you commit any sort crime and I said "no". Do you think they will take me in ? Cause I heard that only the people who commit a crime will be allowed to go to Australia.

Thats how all the criminals from England got in ........

Answer 1

No you don't have to have a criminal record to get in (though you can bring your AC/DC jail break record if you like).

As for transporting crims from England, We thought the only difference between the 1880s and the 2008ies was that now Britain sends them via British Airways.  We put them to work though, digging holes in our beaches and doing all the jobs we hate doing (like picking fruit and waiting tables).  Probably the first time most of the Poms have ever earned a good days living (joking).

Answer 2

Every country has their history and Aussie has theirs, so SHUT UP. Seriously though ROFL how the h**l did u think if dat question ?

Answer 3

I really, REALLY hope they don't let you in!

Answer 4

HA HA, it not 1888, its 2008