A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood
We all know Tiger Woods the hard working golfer, the honest husband, the caring father, the emblem of perfectness. Who would have thought that he would have cheated on his beautiful wife? Not once, not twice, but Tiger mauled more than twenty opportunities to cheat on his wife, Elin Nordegren.
Normally when we are on the road and a car crashes, the air bag comes out. Well, in the case of Tiger and the former Mrs. Woods, a lot of other things “came out”. Following their SUV crash on Thanksgiving, the news about Tiger’s possible affairs had seriously taken over the media. People who thought of golf was a boring sport actually started taking interest in the game. Well good job there Tiger! You really spiced up the sport here.
One by one numerous girls came forward with the news of having extra marital affairs with the famous golf personality. One of his mistresses was Rachel Uchitel, who really caught the media’s attention.
I’m sure poor Elin must have had a pretty hard time choosing which mistress she should hit first. That brings us to violence the Swedish blondie was rumoured to have shown. There was news that Ms. Nordegren scratched the golfers face and chased him with a club. Well hold on there, he earns from those, if you ruin the clubs Elin, how in the world would you ever get the 100 million dollar settlement instead of Tiger Woods?
When asked about the settlement Elin said that money can’t buy happiness or put my family back together. But come on Elin, you’d rather cry in a Lamborghini than a SUV. The kids right now are too young to understand the situation they are in. However, no kid would like to learn about his or her dad’s affairs. After months of counselling and even rehab for Tiger, the couple finally called it quits. They announced their divorce on August 26th.
World number one really is in a tight position and should be worried about his spot. Isn’t that just the cherry on top? You lose your wife, your happy family and your position in the golfing world, luck isn’t really on your side this year Tiger. Mickelson who is just one spot below Woods is definitely trying to take advantage of Tiger’s vulnerability. What’s sad is that Woods himself is letting people do that.
He didn’t automatically qualify for the Ryder Cup team and is out of the race for the FedEx cup. Woods won the FedEx cup last year and this year he didn’t even make it to the final, it really shows what a bad year he is having. Up till now Woods has had seven consecutive tournaments where he wasn’t in the top ten. This is the longest losing streak of his career. The last time Woods was doing this bad was when he landed out of the top ten five times. Now Woods is mostly playing in afternoon times, and is among the last to arrive. Seems like Elin took your alarm clock too Tiger.
We don’t know if it’s the post divorce stress or the fact that everyone knows of his ‘extra-curriculars’, Tiger Woods has been performing very badly this year. He hasn’t won any major title this year, that’s not something one would expect of the best golfer in the world.
Now with the Ryder cup coming, Woods should look forward to not only competition with the best golfers but also a beer named after him. Isn’t that some honour now? It not only symbolizes Tiger, the beer somewhat depicts Woods and his affairs. It features a scantily-clad blonde holding a golf ball and the name is ‘Tiger Would’. We really hope Tiger sees the humour in this advertising stunt. Making a lot of sale in Wales, it is still not certain whether the beer will be there in Celtic Manor.
We all know one thing if Tiger doesn’t do well in Ryder cup, Tiger would surely pass his time with some ‘Tiger Woulds’.
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