A husband and wife were sharing a round of golf. On the ninth green she
suddenly colla p ses with a heart attack. "Help me, darling," she groans to
her husband.
The husband dials 999 on his mobile phone, talks for a few minutes, picks
up his putter, and lines up a putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying over
here and you're putting?!"
"Don't worry, my dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
the second tee and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him
play through."
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