A man goes to heaven with two friends,,,,

Question

When they get there they see ducks everywhere. St Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want but don't step on the ducks. A week goes by and one man steps on a duck. St Peter comes out with this ugly woman and says " this is who you will spend eternity with". A month later the second man steps on a duck. St Peter shows up with a hideous woman and says "this is who you will spend eternity with". After a year the third man hadn't stepped on a duck and St peter shows up with a gorgeous woman. The man can't believe it and says " what could I have done to deserve such a beautiful woman". The woman says "I don't know all I did was step on a duck"

Answer 1

ha! man that must have felt bad to hear.

Answer 2

excellent that was a good one thanks

Answer 3

i love it

Answer 4

haha! hysterical, thats sooooo funny! *stars*... you deserve it!

Answer 5

thats rely funny.

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Answer 6

That's hilarious!!! :0)

definately gets a star <33

Answer 7

He He He...Ha Ha Ha...nice one;)

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

HA! thanks.

Answer 10

Well at least the ugly guy's happy, poor gal ...hahaha!

Answer 11

ohmigod thats funny

Answer 12

Funny! 100!

Answer 13

i dont get it

Answer 14

Haha I get it. That was good.

Did you make that up?

Answer 15

HAHAHA!! LOLz that is funny!

Answer 16

hahaha thats funny

Answer 17

I have heard this one before, but I have to admit that it's funny to hear again!! Thanks!