A man goes to the doctors after been sh@gged by an elephant?

Question

the man drops his trouser's and bends over the doctor look and says

my god and gets his tape measure out and measures 14inches across his bum hole.

the doctor says how is this possible?,

the average size of an elephants p***s is about 5inches across.

the man replies,

it fingerd me first

Answer 1

LOL. Thats really good, did you think that up or hear it somewere else?

Answer 2

lol :)

Answer 3

how does the doctor know about the size of the elephants p'nis

Answer 4

ouch

Answer 5

lol,says troll

Answer 6

hahaha

fist joke that has made me lol on here

Answer 7

That sounds harsh! *Lol*

Answer 8

ahahahahah thats funny

Answer 9

Ha! Ouch - that's gotta hurt!!

Answer 10

hahahahahahaha. thats hilarious.

Answer 11

It sounds bloody painful, either way...lol...!

Answer 12

Wouldn't that be fisting?

Answer 13

fingerin or fisting ?

Answer 14

Oh wow!! LOL, that's crazy!

Answer 15

aaaaah! lmfao. that was very funny :)

Answer 16

I thought elephant had only toes, I didn't know they had fingers. LOL!

Answer 17

Lol thats baaaad!!!!