A man pushes his car into the garage!

Question

he tells the mechanic the engine has just died on him in the street. After a few moments of tinkering under the bonnet, the engine is purring again. "Great" says the driver, "how did you fix it"? "Just c**p in the carburettor " replies the mechanic. "Okay ,says the man, so how often do I have to do that"?

Answer 1

PMSL very funny but rather disgusting

Answer 2

shouldn't the mech have said 'there was c**p n the carburettor' instead of c**p in the carb ? oh well, I hereby give this joke a 2.5 out of a possible 10 stars.

Answer 3

lmao..thanks for the giggle x

Answer 4

gross, but funny anyhow

Answer 5

yyyu

Answer 6

lol.

Answer 7

This joke is not funny at all.

Answer 8

That was an awesome joke.

You are good.

A star for you.

Answer 9

ug!

my poor car is still in the garage - 4 weeks now :(

Answer 10

lol i've heard this before

still makes me chuckle everytime though.

good one :)

Answer 11

lol! Brilliant Plato!

You're on fine form today!

Answer 12

lol, it took me awhile to get it lol

Answer 13

Lol.....Plato I had to read that twice, lol

I'm a bit slow today, was thinking of googling it...pmsl

Have a star!!

Answer 14

LOL see I knew I was doing something wrong!!!