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A man walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything but Stella...

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"What's wrong with Stella?" asks the barman.

"I drank 12 pints of it last night and ended up f*ckin skint"

"Well if you bought 12 pints of anything you'd spend a lot" says the barman.

"Skint is the name of my Jack Russell" replies the man

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  1. ******' FUNNY!!


  2. cute, have a star.

  3. ha ha ha very good!!! have a star!!

  4. Perhaps he should have spent the money in "Spec Savers".  

  5. Ho,Ho, I'd definitely drink something else.

  6. poor skint lol

  7. ROFLMAO!  Love it!!!

  8. hehe have a star =]

  9. Very clever, nice one...!
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