A man walks into the bedroom....?

Question

....with a sheep under his arm while his wife is in bed. He says,

" This is the pig I have s*x with when you have a headache!",

His wife says,

" That's not a pig - that's a sheep ",

He replied back to her

"I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!"

Answer 1

How do you know my ex ?

Answer 2

lool thats a good one xD

Answer 3

hehhehehehhhahahahhahahahhheheheeheheheh...

Answer 4

funny

Answer 5

V.G. 7/10

Answer 6

ha ha

Answer 7

brillient already told all my friends  

Answer 8

LOL!!!!!!

Answer 9

HAHAHAAH

ROFLMAO!!!

GReat JOKE

Answer 10

A man walks into the bedroom......after a few drinks and is feeling rather fruity.  He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What the h**l did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

Answer 11

LOLZ xD fUNNY MAN!

Answer 12

=D

Answer 13

OMG, a laugh out loud giggle

Have 2 stars (I wish I could give them to you)

& 12/10

A big, big thank you

xx

Answer 14

LMAF LOL

Answer 15

Ha ha very funny. First belly laugh of the day. LOL

Answer 16

LOL

*****

Answer 17

that was actually funny...i liked it..

Answer 18

Lol

And dirty old man, sheeping with pigs and sheep XP

xx

Answer 19

lol have a shiny star

Answer 20

That was really funny can't wait to tell my m8s in work 2moro