A new newsagent just opened outside my front door and they know me well... and apparantly when I was drunk....

Question

I went in there and tried to buy alcohol, the guy said he doesn t have a license so I started arguing with him and explaining to him how having a license to sell alcohol would benefit his business and increase his profits... (I don't remember any part of this conversation)then a few days later I went into the shop to buy some milk ( I had been drinking a lot for a few days and did some bad things so I wanted to stop drinking for a while) and he was very happy to see me - he said "do you remember our covnersation about getting the alcohol license"( I didnt remember $hit) and said that he got his license tomorrow(!) so the next day I went in, and true enoigh, this newsagent is now selling a full variety of alcohol from beers to wines to spirits... this just proves that the best business decisions are made when drunk - what do you think about this story?

Answer 1

lol, funny x

Answer 2

well he probably thought this guy drinks a lot so hes bound to buy it here, thus making newsagent guy more money!!

Answer 3

If you were as drunk as you say, and can't remember any of this, how do you know the shopkeeper was drunk when he decided to get a license?

Answer 4

You should open up a business consultancy - I bet you could make a lot of money with this wisdom.

Answer 5

The words "pinch of salt" come to mind

Answer 6

no credit crunch on your beer budget

Answer 7

hopefully you will get a free bottle of  choice for your business skills

Answer 8

lol thats so funny! you must make sense to someone when your drunk! not u got alcohol on your doorstep, not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing! but either way its all down to YOU! lol

Answer 9

hahaha, thats funny!  Well done - I'm sure they will do even better with their license!

Answer 10

just wait, you will soon have the p**s heads sitting outside your door

Answer 11

I think it was actually just somebody who looked a bit like you :-)