A night out in manchester, should I wear the stab vest or the kevlar body armour?

Question

A night out in manchester, should I wear the stab vest or the kevlar body armour?

Answer 1

wear a t shirt saying I HATE ALL MANCS that should be intresting

Answer 2

You ever been there?

Neither, is the answer

it's the WOMEN you want to fear

get yersel' a good cricket box and place your jewels in a safe place, don't flash them about as they will kebab your bawbees and use your 4skin as pitta bread, you have been warned Big Man

Answer 3

This clothing designer in South America makes suits that can stop a 9mm bullet.  Supposedly the clothes are pretty comfortable.  Forgot the name of it...

Answer 4

Just a strap with a pistol

Answer 5

come on be fashion concious! definitely thestab-vest OVER the kevlar makes a  bold fashion statement. and don't forget the shield and helmet to protect the places not covered by the vest and armour.  Have fun, and don't drive drunk.

Answer 6

I think wearing either would be completely unneccessary!

JUST WEAR A BALACLAVA AND FIT IN WITH THE REST OF THEM

Answer 7

Neither - If you go down to the woods today, your sure of a big surprise. Just over in the corner, over by the woodpile, youll find a little old man selling off the peg - over the shoulder numbers. Look for the one in black, it might be a bit short, but buy it anyway - as you make your way back, there are two paths you should go by. Choose the right one, and, lo and behold - you will be back in your own bedroom, stood right in front of the mirror.

And i guarantee - you will be saying to yourself -

'Gee, You Sure Are Looking Good Tonight!!

  And on that note - no matter what you choose, your sure to have an excellent night!!

Answer 8

Like OMG fashion faux pas.... wot r u thinking? go for a pink velour tracksuit... who gives a p**p if you die trying to blend in but at least youll die looking good

Answer 9

both and drive a Sherman tank so you can park!

Answer 10

dont forget your can of bushido...your gonna need it with all the drunks up there! oh and if yo can- a KI wouldnt go a miss...scares the h**l out of em il tell ya!

hehehehe...

or resurect myomoto musashi...he deal with em!

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Answer 11

Wear a pink tutu and a scarlet  t shirt and ...... 1. They'll all be too busy laughing to feel violent. 2. g*y guys will be round you more than the bodyguards round their VIP. have fun.

Answer 12

Chain mail, definitely chain mail. Listen pal, call your local abbatoir and ask them to lend you a "*****'s" outfit for the weekend. You never know, you might get lucky!!!

Answer 13

if you go to salford make sure you make a will before you go.this place makes glasgow seem like buckingham palace.

Answer 14

both

Answer 15

you got a death wish  ?

Answer 16

id say both

Answer 17

Bomb defusing safety suit is the best bet.

Answer 18

Thanks so much - someone who lives in the city re-inforcing all the tabloid stereotypes.

You know which places to go & which not -same as any other town/city.

Answer 19

stab vest be on guard lol

Answer 20

last time i was there i just wore a loin cloth.

Answer 21

wot u on about u chicken,cumm down moss side we"l treat you like a queen

Answer 22

Go to canal street street and wear the little red number instead!

Answer 23

Don't get out of the tank.

Answer 24

you should try to be inconspicuous rather than insulting