A pointless/pitiful charity organisation or cause?

Question

As a part of my Media project from school, I'm writing a song which is a parody of those "together-we-can-save-the-world" type songs written for charity organisations and such that are used in TV advertisements. I've already written the music, but I need an actual charity to write lyrics for. It's gotta be something funny and pointless!

Answer 1

Make up one for example the Organization for the Preservation of the Rights of All Houseplants   OPRAH

CRO Computers rights orgaization

CATSERV the organization for the protection of humans who are kept as slaves to pampered cats

International fund for preservsation of bigotry IFPB

Answer 2

PETA is fairly useless. there is already an SPCA, which promotes humane and rational animal usage, Rather than the "can't use animals at all" extreme approach as PETA.