A poker pome, do you like it?

Question

Drunken poker

Anty up! A buck to play

five card draw

Jacks or better,

Can you stay?

I'll open for fifty!

Toss in the coins

See your fifty

and raise you a dollar

Shifty eyes glancing around

yet another round of drinks gone down

I call...Me too...

Cards?

I'll take three

Got any eights?

Go fish

Dollar for an extra card

UNO!

Fifteen-two, fifteen-four...

GIN!

That's not gin, it's rum...

d**n, I had a full house

-Hic!!

Answer 1

I am TERRIBLE at poker, but that doesn't mean I don't like to play. I have a drama background, so you'd think I could master a decent poker face...nope, not at all. Fortunately, most games for me center around fun, and not a very large pot.

Answer 2

I love this. I bower to your hoyle idea.

Answer 3

This is so comical.  It had me chuckling out loud and revisiting my own poker memories.  Thank you.

Answer 4

Delightful, fun poem.

Answer 5

And you forgot Euchre!  lol  Funny and flows.

Answer 6

hey how fun!

you have all the Aces.

very very enjoyable!

Answer 7

My husband and I played poker a lot, but we didn't play for money...