A question about a mono rail?

Question

Is it true that you can catch mono and become seriously ill from riding on a mono rail

Answer 1

only if really want to

Answer 2

yup, be very careful

Answer 3

If the train sits on top of the monorail, rather than being hung from it, you have to be careful where you sit, if you are fat. If you sit too near one side the train could topple over and you might be seriously hurt.

Answer 4

Only if you put one foot on the running rail and the other on the overhead power cable.

Answer 5

I'm sorry - I seem to have wandered into Children's Hour by mistake.....................

Answer 6

Yes, but only because you asked the question

Answer 7

Nope.

It glides as swiftly as a cloud.

Answer 8

not really

Answer 9

Not unless you kiss somebody riding on the monorail who has mononucleosis.