A question about conspiracy theorists on Y!A?

Question

Why is it that you rarely, if ever, see conspiracy theories promoted by people who can write a decent sentence?

Answer 1

How do conspiracies have anything to with sentences.  

Answer 2

One might suspect that those who are intelligent enough to realise government conspiracies are kept out of decent schools in order to keep them from getting even smarter?  

Answer 3

Because they're all part of the conspiracy themselves, perhaps?

They might be merely poorly constructed senrences to most of us, but to those "in the know" they could be a highly sophisticated coded language by which the various illuminati, reptillians, justified ancients of mu-mu, learned elders of zion, bohemenian grove, and the ticker and tucker club (etc etc etc etc...) communicate between themselves on YA.  

Or else they're just c**p at grammar.

Answer 4

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion in the same way as you, my dear Y!A friend, are entitled to yours.

Answer 5

Because they're "generally" too capable of discerning the truth. . .without the need for hypothecation !

Answer 6

That's a very good question. Unfortunately, I don't know that you'll get any one to admit that they're a conspiracy theorist. I think they truly believe what they're saying, based on what they think they see & understand. Despite photographs and eye-witness accounts, they still think there's a sinister element behind each tree. And of course, the government is always funding it. Get a grip! I happen to know a fella who truly believes in the World Trade conspiracy, and even has a "publication" that he passes around, "supporting" this "truth". He's like a dog with a bone on this, and several other "conspiracies" that our government is funding or covering up. I think that if he didn't have these things in his life, he wouldn't know what to do with his time. I suggested that there were lots of places he could volunteer his time to, but he believes he's offering a true service, warning a clueless community about things only he knows. Good thing he doesn't know about this site! He can actually write! I once asked him that if the government is covering it up, how did he find out? I should have kept my mouth shut. Anyway, I understand your sentiment. What would we do with our day if we didn't have this site to entertain and educate us? Have a wonderful day. <*)))><

Answer 7

well you know how some can react,talk about forked tongues.lol,it gets to the stage where you dare not open your mouth without being accused of one thing and another,well until the real truths are known they will always remain,thats a fact,i think..

Answer 8

whats your deal? Do conspiracy theories make you feel uncomfortable?

There are tons of Y!A people that can't make decent sentences!