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A question about temps?

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I recently hired a woman from a temp agency to work part time in my newly created bogus law firm, Raddison, Madison, Addison and Son, which at the moment is in a small office in a seedy neighborhood. My problem is this temp just does not get this whole concept. Her name is Karen, and she has to be the dumbest blonde on the planet. I have several actors and actresses coming and going, carrying briefcases, and putting empty file folders on her desk, trying to look like busy lawyers. Her ONLY job is to answer the phones and to greet potential clients. I tried to explain that this is not a real law firm, but a bogus one. Now she thinks she is getting a bonus. Also, I tried to talk to her about her attire and her cleavage. It was totally inappropriate for the office for her not to be wearing more low cut, revealing tops. She just doesn't get any of it. Should I fire her?? How difficult is this to understand??

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  1. Im confused. Is the joke on her? Why would you create a fake law firm? Is that legal? And what...ok, I dunno. I mean if you fire her, it wont be beneficial or destructive to you because its not even real so...


  2. LMAO, send her down here.........i'll teach her the proper way to dress...........lol!  Frederick's of Hollywood, here we come!

    on second thought i could always use another job!  right now i'm on workers comp, willing to pay under the table or........?

    ummm trade?  i have this almost ex, sure could use a good.....um bogus attorney..get my drift...........lol!

    oh, and although i was born a blonde, not one now!!!!!

    xx's

  3. She's an undercover cop.  Her request for a bonus was her way of getting you to take a bribe, you are so screwed.

    What a joker!

  4. I must insist on you to cease harassing my client.

    She may be dumb and blond, but she hired my law firm Notta, Lotta, & Help to sue you for sexual and intelligence harrassment.

    Well she didn't, but I offered my services and you're finished!!!

    FINISHED, YOU HEAR ME!!!

    And don't even bring in that quack grumples...she doesn't know a beaver from an a**s!!!!

  5. I have to let you know about my bogus accounting firm, Dewy, Cheatem and Howe! Just leave a paper bag full of cash and a few receipts behind the hot water pipe behind Phat Phuks phony phoods and speakeasy.

  6. Dude....uncool.

  7. buy a bunch of really low cut, tight tops.

    every time she wears something high cut, "spill" water all over her...then offer her one of the tight low cuts tops you purchased previously.

    You can explain that her bonus for doing such a great job is getting the top for free.

    blondes eh?!! if your fake law firm is ever looking for a fake brunette...I'm there!!

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