A question for parents of pre-school kids: I'm thinking of starting a fund in order to....?

Question

.....put a contract out on Big Cook Ben and Little Cook Small. Who's with me? If I get enough donations I'll take out a few others so please feel free to nominate any other annoying characters from CBeebies and any other relevant channels and we can have them disposed of as well.

Answer 1

Yes....I would like to add the cast of the Tweenies please....with extra torture for Jake the whinger....and also for Nina...from Nina and the Neurons for her disgustingly stomach churning programme.

Answer 2

I could go on all day with the cartoons and other c**p my kids watch, so why not just terminate them all - all the channels - Cbeebies, Nick junior, CITV, pop, tiny pop and all the rest of them, but then again if my kids didn't have them to watch I would be tortured by them with the constant sound of "I've nothing to do" So either way it's constant torture.

Answer 3

Yes those illiterate teletubbies oh please