A question for vegans and vegetarians?

Question

if u are vegan or vegetarian and u fell into a 20 foot deep hole in the middle of nowhere and broke both legs and u couldnt get out AND u were starving and a hamburger without a bun somehow fell into the dirt hole beside u , would u eat it???

Answer 1

Nope.

I'd toss it back, and ask the dumb*ss walking about tossing burgers into 20-foot holes to get me a veggie burger... and to call an ambulance.

Answer 2

yes.

Answer 3

No because remaining quite lucid, I would realize I must have fallen into a hole on the hamburger golf course and someone would be along soon looking for their burger.

However, if a troll fell into the hole, I would bring them veggie burgers personally and leave them in the hole to suffer.

Answer 4

I would yell, "don't I get fries with that?"

If hamburgers are falling out of the sky, I'm sure they must have fries as well.

Answer 5

A hamburger some how fell into the hole?  Hamburgers now take strolls into the  middle of nowhere?   This is now the the winner of idiotic question of the day.

Answer 6

haha i would probably swallow it in seconds. Is there cheese on it? Because then I'd probably choak on it i'd eat it so fast...

Answer 7

In all honesty, I'd rather eat dust than the burger, but I guess if I was hungry enough, I'd sadly eat it. But then again I'd concider after I ate it, I would just go hungry yet again, evetually.

I mean unless this hole produced numerous hamburgers, then I would never consume the first burger to begin with, it'd be pointless since I'd become hungry again later, plus I'd probably become sick after eating the meat. so for me, no, I wouldn't eat it......DUST ALL THE WAY!

Answer 8

Wouldn't that just prolong my agony by keeping me alive to suffer longer?  I mean, it sounds like I'm pretty much ****ed in your scenario.  You didn't mention any hope of rescue.

I'd rather some morphine dropped miraculously into my death trap.

Answer 9

I would not.

Answer 10

yes.

i would.

Answer 11

If you were on the planet of Xarthon and the Xarthonians said that they would eat you if you did not kill and make love to the bodies of everyone in your family, would you do it, or would you use pixie dust to escape back to Earth?

Answer 12

No, I wouldn't, because I've been a vegetarian so long.  If I ate it, I would probably get so sick that I wouldn't live anyway.

Answer 13

Vegan here. Yes I would eat the burger.

Answer 14

Posing these types of moral dilemma type questions is kind of pointless  because the chances of me ending up in that situation are nil. To answer your question, though, with almost 100% certainty, I would not eat the hamburger. Even if I was delirious and ate it anyway, I would probably get sick immediately afterward, and would then be stuck in a 20 foot hole, with 2 broken legs, AND in a pool of my own vomit!

I can pose the same type of question to omnivores ... if you were stuck in the same situation and your pet fell into the hole, butchered and ready to eat, would you eat it? Or how about you're in the hole with another person who has died and you have matches and enough room to make a fire - do you cook and eat part of that person? It's kind of silly to bother asking those questions isn't it?

EDIT---

LMAO at sharn89... thanks for the laugh :D

Answer 15

If I were in a deep hole and my legs were broken and a hamburger fell into the hole, I would shout 'Help!', as clearly there is someone standing at or near the mouth of the hole carelessly dropping hamburgers.

If I were alone in a submarine except for a cow and a walrus and somehow all my supplies had been eaten by fish, what would I do? I just don't know. I promise to let you know what I did should it ever happen.

Answer 16

That's rubbish.  If you are going to make a hypothetical situation at least make it plausible.  When school is still in we don't get nearly as many ridiculous questions on here.  hint hint.