A rather sensitive and rude question

Question

When you've had a $hit do you stand up to wipe yer butt and bend over, or remain seated!!!

Answer 1

Standing and bending

and to your second question, yes... gotta make sure all the poopie is outta my butt

Answer 2

defo bend over , but its up 2 the person aye  

Answer 3

u have 2 stay clean and watever makes u feel comfortable n no i dont but y da ?

Answer 4

i think you have problems

Answer 5

Stay seated and no I don't examine.

Answer 6

stay seated

Answer 7

Do whatever you need to to make sure you're clean.  Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks -  

Answer 8

I stay seated and check for brown until there is none.