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A real <span title="joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!computer">joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...</span> password...

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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P... E... N... I... S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH ...

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  1. haha


  2. Hahahaha!

  3. AAAWWW!  My God!  I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!.

  4. haha lol

  5. oops!

  6. Lol Hehe Thats Funny! Haha Made Me Laugh! =]

  7. Length is no proper.

    The   NEW  PASSWORD can be added  in following

    suggestion:

    ======================================...

                &quot;p***s needs virgin v****a at love**&quot;

    ======================================...

  8. Good joke, very funny.

  9. a pretty one, like that.

    Jill called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

    Tech Support: &quot;Are you running it under Windows.&quot; Jill: &quot;No, my desk is next to the door. But that`s a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.&quot;

    Tech Support: &quot;OK, let`s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter `P` to bring up the Program Manager.&quot;,

    Jill: &quot;I don`t have a `P`.&quot;

    Tech Support: &quot;On your keyboard.&quot;,

    Jill: &quot;What do you mean?&quot;

    Tech Support: &quot;`P` on your keyboard.&quot;

    Jill: &quot;I`m not going to do that!&quot;  

  10. haha.

  11. thats good, thats really good lol.

  12. hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

  13. hahahhahahahaha hilarious. cant stop laughing. keep it up!....u rock!

    this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke. =) =) =) =) =) =)


  14. I read this one on here about a week ago.

  15. omg!!!!!

    that was hilarious!!!

    loved it!!!!

  16. Awesome one! HAAHAH!

  17. lol, it&#039;s great

    i love it

  18. best joke ever!!!

    ha ha

    lol

    rofl

    lmfao

  19. HAHAHA!! lol roflmao..

    that is a pretty awesome joke lol nice

  20. omg!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    LOL

    LMAO!!

    LMFAO!!!

  21. Excellent.

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