A rhino just broke into my garage, how can I subdue it?

Question

the town elder is angry with me for letting my pitbulls roam the streets, so I have no protection from this mighty beast. If I go outside, one of the dogs may bite me, (some have contracted rabies while being let out), so my only hope is subduing this massive creature.

Answer 1

Def Leppard

Answer 2

are you serious? your seriously having a problem with rhinos?!?  i really dont know how thats possible cause where i live there all very sweet rhinos. :)

Answer 3

I recommend you leave it alone, sooner or later, it'll leave on it's own.

Answer 4

If I were you, I'd call poison control right away, unless you already know what you're stoned on and got there intentionally.  Either way, it's time to back away from the computer and do something else for a while.

Answer 5

WTF? are you serious? A RHINOCEROS! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! lier!

Answer 6

Rhinos are a protected species.  Contact the authorities in your animal so that they can capture the rhino and deal with the rapid dogs.  If there are no such authorities in your area, contact the nearest wildlife park so that they can come get the rhino for you.

Answer 7

lock it in the garage, then call the National Guard.

Answer 8

Are you serious?!

I think this is some kind of joke.

Answer 9

beer will subdue the mighty beast

Answer 10

**** IT