A roaming illegal had a baby in my backyard. Does the child belong to me?

Question

I asked her to leave but she says I have to feed her and the infant. I'm not willing to enable her by feeding her and the unwanted child, as I had nothing to do with her choice to have an illegitimate child on someone elses property. What should I do?

Answer 1

Are you trying to be funny? You sound ridiculous.  

Answer 2

Call the police

Answer 3

Gee, you're so compassionate, kicking out a mother with her newborn. What does it matter, if you have no heart.

Answer 4

I am glad you are doing the human thing. Not helping a pregnant mother. Afterall, she is an Illegal. Cause everyone knows, it is illegal not to be American. If your not American then you are born with non-American degenerate DNA. That child probably wanted to die anyway because he was depressed about being a degenerate. That is what I tell the cops when they catch me shooting at Illegals, they want me to shoot them so they can die. But you know, Cops, and therapists, and judges just don't understand us. We understand stuff, like that Illegals are degenerates, or that speaking Mesicanish turns you evil, or that you can't look at a map, cause if you see other countries then their evil spirit will posses you. And from one understander to another, I would say you should shoot that child. Cause he is a Mexican terrorist. That's right, the worse kind of terrorist. You see think why would that Mexican child be in your backyard, that's right, to kill you. That's the only reason foreigners talk to you, not cause they are running late and they need directions, or they are being friendly, or they want to take your order, but because they want to KILL U. That's is why I kill all the foreigners who talk to me. So they cant kill me. Now go grab your AK-47, go out there and attack someone, even though you have no logical evidence to support your attack. Be American!

(Satire)

Answer 5

No. However you must now provide support and a college education as well as a 3 bedroom 2 bath home with a pool and lavish birthday parties. When the child turns 18 it will call you racist and demand reparations. Next time lock your gate.

Answer 6

NO.

Call ICE

Answer 7

Everything that is grown on your property belongs to you. It is prudent and wise to nurture your chattel.

Answer 8

You're making this up.  I think any sane person would have sent her to the hospital.

Answer 9

Look the baby over real good, does it look like John Edwards?$?$?$?$

Answer 10

First of all, i know you're lying. Making things up to get attention. But i'll humour you. No, a child doesnt belong to someone just because he/she was born on that person's property. And no, an illegal immigrant would have the common sense to avoid contact with Americans, specifically white Americans. And last of all, illegitimate means that the child was fathered by someone other than the woman's husband. Just because that woman is an illegal immigrant doesnt make the child "illegitimate". I think what you should do is get out of your log cabin, get an education, and stop being such a little troll. No more stupid questions out of you please.

Answer 11

LOL, check above that answered about you hating immigrants, so funny how uneducated people don't' know the difference between a legal law abiding immigrant and and illegal aliens.  Maybe their families never taught them right from wrong. Typically pro-illegals too.

Answer 12

be the cold hearted person youve always been,report them.before the government thinks your aiding them and puts you in prison!!!!

Answer 13

No. that's like saying a baby born in a cab belongs to the driver...

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