A serious question about etiquette when it comes to letting one?

Question

This is a serious question, so please reply with serious answers. If I am out on a date with a woman and I let one slip, is it best to not say anything or should I say excuse me or something like that? Also, if it has a bad odor, should I roll down a window if we are in the car or should I just carry on like nothing happen?

Answer 1

That's pretty much what I did when I met my fiance. I think you'll find that once you're comfortable enough with someone, it's really more of a humorous subject. I don't do it in front of her just for respect, but if one slips, I'd let it slide unless she says something. But if it is really loud or offensive, please roll down a window and apologize.  

Answer 2

If it was silent, I would pretend nothing happened. I would also hope it wasn't a Silent But Deadly. But if she goes 'what is that smell' say 'eww it's disgusting, smells like a f**t, who did it?'. Don't ever admit that you did the f**t if it was a silent.

But if it's a large one, you're kind of screwed. Prepare to be embarrassed.

Answer 3

Don't say anything if it "slips out", but rolling down the window in the car would be best.