A silly funny poem?

Question

Last night I tried to fight me.

I took out my teeth, and tried to bite me.

I'm so sick of me that I offend me.

So when I'm in the kitchen,

I try to blend me.

I wonder why, I punched myself in the eye.

Then had myself arrested, and furnished an alibi.

Sometimes I want to divorce me,

But I can't let me go.

I send my self a secret gift,

But always let me know.

What should I do?

Answer 1

You will never be able to blend yourself. You are too outstanding!! Funny poem, but not silly.

Answer 2

Now that's FUNNY!!! =D I LOVE IT!!!! You just make me laugh!!!!=] I'm like HAHAHA! He can't do anything to himself!!! Keep on writting!!!! =p

Answer 3

This is fantastically hilarious!! I just love it when everyone is in a silly mood!

God Bless you this beautiful Sunday morning!

PS. Have you read the latest adventure of Scotty and Lottie?

*EDIT: I just read the second part: Equally amusing! I wish I could give you 10 stars!

Answer 4

Very good.  I really like the "conflict" if you will.  This is true for everyone.  We all have a love-hate relaionship with ourselves.  Nice way to put it on paper.  2 thumbs straight up!!

Answer 5

no, thats not silly or funny. shell silverstein has lots of silly exanples

Answer 6

i look in the mirror and see the guy who bit me

with false teeth he took out of my mouth.  

he tells me all the bad things

hat people told me all my life.

trying to depress me

and stop me from being what i aught to be.

and all i can do is hug him

and look into his eyes

and see the sadness and

tell myself a joke and

give myself a hug

and maybe like me more tomorrow

Answer 7

Oh this is so funny Semper!  You've got me laughing  :-)  I like the restraining order line.  And why you punched yourself in the eye.  The whole poem is a scream!

Answer 8

not to worry Semper Fi...

you are 'well beloved'.

:)

Answer 9

Nice.

Answer 10

EXCCELLEEEENNT!

that poem was great!

well done!

continue writing!!!xxxx

best of luck!