A story for a play for teacher's day?

Question

ok...i need all ur help...if u've have any funny short story...could u pls post it here...its for teacher's day...so i hope u understand that it should be sth decent n also humorous...

anyone who posts a reli gud story within the next two days gets the 10 pts...if there's notin gud...no one gets the pt k???

so plssss help me... n get ur 10 pts...

Answer 1

I teacher crosses the road....

Answer 2

Mrs. (Blank) wakes up to the buzzing sound of her alarm clock.  She reminds herself that she has but 1 day till she gets rid of her delinquent class for spring break, and urges herself to move on.  After getting ready, she gets into her old (any car model) and drives off into another work day.  She gets stuck in traffic on the highway.  Apparently some loser thought he was smarter than the cops and wound up wrecking his car on exit (any NM), the one she takes to get to school. after such an adventurous morning she thinks the day can't get any worse, but or course it does.  Every teacher loves to believe that her children are compassionate enough to give her a nice and perfect apple.  That was not a reality as Mrs. (blank) rustled her papers from underneath a pile of half eaten apples.  It was surely the product of (any child's name), the self proclaimed school clown/bully.  Everyone in (any school name) was scared of (child's name).  They were so scared of him they laughed at his jokes, which were about as bad as the moldy cheese in his bag.

Mrs. (blank) asks in a gentle but stern tone who did this.  The children did not answer but their body language spoke volumes as they all glanced at (the clown/bully).  This would be a long day.  

After the first few classes and about fifty interruptions from (the clown/bully), it was finally nap time. Thank the lord it was nap time.  It was about the only time she was free form the constant nonsense of (the child's name).  He was always the first to sleep.  But today he seemed more hyper than ever.  One by one his classmates began to drop, but not even a yawn came from (the clown/bully).  In a reaction to his boredom he began to pester mrs. (blank).  "Hey", he said very loudly, "you wanna take a nap dont you.  Too bad your too fat for the cot. Hahahahaha"  Stifling her anger and as sincere as she could muster she whispered "SHHHHHHHHH the other children are asleep."  

In two more minutes snack time as well as the school week would be over.  "I only have to put up with this kid for two more minutes", she thought.  Two minutes would be a lifetime for her.  (bully?clown) had just started a food fight with his snacks.  cheese and crackers were flying through the air.  The head of a girls barbie doll was hurtled through the air creepily repeating it's programmed phrase "Time is like butterflies, it flies when your having fun."  "If only", thought mrs. (blank).  

"Ring! Ring! Ring!"  "yaaaaaaaaaaay" screamed the children in a grand and choir-like sound.  The week was over. spring break was here.  And sunshine and the ocean were the only things on her mind.  she made it, and she deserved to spoil herself.

-Devin Hobdy

Answer 3

I m attaaching 2 links of teachers days, play videos

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9_eF6i_KIQ

1.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3moBUeuQX8