Question:

A string walks into a bar...

by  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike

A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Sorry," the bartender says, but we don't accept strings here." The string pleads with the bartender, but nonetheless is forced to leave. Depressed and upset, the string begins to walk down the sidewalk.

Suddenly he has an idea. "I'll tie the bottom part of myself into a big knot." And just to make sure, I'll fray the top of myself. That way the bartender won't recognize me, and I'll be allowed in!" The string does exactly as he said, and a few minutes later, walks into the bar and asks for a drink.

"Hey, aren't you the same guy that was here five minutes ago?" the bartender asks, angered.

The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

 Tags:

   Report

14 ANSWERS


  1. A dyslexic walks into a bra...


  2. HAHA love it man

    a man walks into a bar - ouch

  3. Funny! 100!

  4. i've heard that joke so many times. funny, but could be shorter.

  5. haha, that was funny ^-^

  6. wow!!!! i would have nver thought of that!! FUNNY!

  7. have to laugh although heard loads of times - this is the sort of joke my dad would tell time and time again p****ing himself every time!!

  8. And the question is what? OK HaHa!

  9. lol thats funny in a clean way XD

  10. an oldie but a goodie. LOL I give ya a 6

  11. AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA  That was a good one!!

  12. very funny

    i personally think that puns make the best jokes!!

  13. omfg that was a nice one!

  14. Brilliant.

    A horse walks into a bar, and the barman asks

    "Why the long face?"

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 14 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.